Another man that I did see
On April’s road to Canterbury
Walking through the fields of green
Was none other than Charlie Sheen
Trying to find a job again
He had been fired from Two and a Half Men
Only a stripper would get him grinning
A pile of coke… duh winning
At telling jokes he was a butcher
He had been replaced by Ashton Kutcher
His whole career had been a dud
A life lived off of tiger blood
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